Things My Cat Thinks he Deserves a Treat For
1. Me waking up in the morning.
2. Me getting back from the gym.
3. Me getting out of the shower.
4. Me walking into the kitchen while he happens to be in the kitchen.
5. Me trying to brush him while he squirms and whines.
6. Me trying to cut his nails while he squirms, whines and bites.